I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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