i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM