12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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