i will never coherently bang her
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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