i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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