I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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