Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.