He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog