I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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