id be glad to
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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