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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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  Which ones?

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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

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  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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• (646): View more from New York

  jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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• (718): View more from New York

  I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you just railed me after that sext

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• (347): View more from New York

  My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook

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