if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood