What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook