Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?