i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off