so that wasnt chicken after all
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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