On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Randomize
