That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize