real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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