I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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