I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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