Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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