I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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