I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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