you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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