Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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