You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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