Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Enjoy the penises
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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