At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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