Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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