Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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