Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just want to make out with him forever
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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