the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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