we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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