Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.