He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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