The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?