after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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