idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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