I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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