she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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