nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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