ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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