I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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