3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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