i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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