Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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