Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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