ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?