suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.