SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I wear drunk well.
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