i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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