and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid