I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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