when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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